I used to have very low self-esteem. I had no self-confidence and my business was in the toilet. Then I started reading Rob Is Right. My life turned around immediately in a hugely, bigly way. Thanks to Rob, I am now President of the United States. Rob is now the sole beneficiary in my will.

I first met Rob at a fancy Hollywood gala. He complimented me on breasts. I smiled. Then he threw a drink in my face and called me a selfish, Commie bitch. I am a selfish Commie bitch. I respect Rob for calling me out.

When I first read Rob Is Right and saw his picture, I fell in love with him and wanted to divorce my husband Tom. I began to stalk Rob. Everyday, I sent him undergarments. I threw myself at him and begged him to take me, but Rob demurred. Rob encouraged me to reconcile with Tom. He counseled us both, he even taught Tom how to read defenses and throw a tighter spiral. Rob saved our marriage. We love him.

 

I wish I was as cool as Rob Smith. Rob gave me his bath robe collection and told me it would help me pick up chicks. However, that didn’t work. Then I started to read ROB IS RIGHT and my life changed. I bought a huge mansion in Hollywood  and filled it with half nekid 22 year old big breasted women. I owe it all to Rob. I make all of our Playboy Bunnies read ROB IS RIGHT. Rob is a cult figure here. All the bunnies have giant posters of Rob in their room.