HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS !!!

In today’s lesson, we are going to talk about Squatter’s Rights! As you may have heard, yesterday, the mean ole Neo-Nazi City of Richmond over reacted and tore down our homes! We fought back and assaulted the Pig police officers! See article below. We’d only been breaking 31 city ordinances for 66 days. Well today, we put our tent cities back up. See Pics below! We know Mayor Stoney is one of us and believes in our right to camp out and defecate in public spaces. We also have it on good authority that he will fire his third police chief for violating our rights! If you live in another part of the country, come to Richmond, housing is cheap and there are lots of other perks.

Here are afew of them:

1. antifa and BLM will pay you $25/hour to f#ck sh#t up!
2. you can camp in the street and enjoy the bucolic environment of the only street in America that is on the National Historic Register!
3. Free concerts every night! The windows of the bourgeois houses rattle for 5 blocks! Great lyrics too. Very uplifting…

N, word, N word, Ho Bitch…….
Cut her, shoot her, throw her in a ditch.

( I’m paraphrasing, but this is pretty close to what I have heard).

4. Recreation! Midnight basketball! Bball goals right in the median!
5. Reefer everywhere!
6. Free bricks! When breaking windows and causing millions of dollars of damages to the man, you don’t even have to buy your own bricks. We deliver them to you!
7. Free electricity. Just steal it from one of the Nazi home owners!
8. Drive in movie shows. Hologram movies every night on interesting topics like anarchy, communism and terrorism.
9. You don’t even have to buy your own tent, local woke college professors will provide them for you.
10. You can throw bricks and bottles full of urine at the police and they will thank you!
11. Richmond is also a great place for ROMANCE! Stroll the beautiful tree lined streets that are littered with messages of fornication (very subliminal). After using your EBT card for some yummy vegan meals, take your honey rioting, burning and looting through one of the nearby neighborhoods!

Come to Richmond, there’s plenty more room on Monument Avenue!!!

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